Gold rush. Green rush. The team named after pioneers should be owned by pioneers. We know our Jim’s from our Jed’s. Help us buy the SF 49ers!
The Humboldt Underground representing Northern California cannabis farmers intend to buy the San Francisco 49ers. NorCal farmers have organized for cannabis legalization in 2016! Today we announce an auxiliary campaign to buy the Niners. It may be a Hail Mary but so was cannabis legalization at one point, so what the heck….
At one time, the 49ers were the best show on grass. Lately, they have forgotten their roots. If there are two things we understand up here in the Emerald Triangle, it’s grass and roots. We have created a winning reputation without the help of PR departments, yes men, and wealthy uncles (Eddie DeBartolo Jr.). We understand what it takes to be faithful to a cause.
We give Jed York and crew a bid of no confidence… Ego and profit have trumped quality and product. We’ve signed the Change.org petition and now its time to act.
We see an NFL owners’ job as similar to a farmers’ job. It’s about cultivating an environment where players (i.e. plants) can grow and become quality and productive. Yield has a direct correlation with a fertile foundation. Organic growth is paramount.
In addition, NorCal Cannabis farmers know how to handle negative headlines. Media scrutiny only brings us closer. Our focus is always on a quality product; we won’t be distracted (we won’t take to twitter on Thanksgiving i.e. Jed, ‘loose lips sink ships’). We will not allow the media to distract us. Quality can be expected; we handle adversity.
Creating a winning formula often starts with establishing a product in the its natural environment. Here in the cannabis friendly regions of Northern CA we keep our product where it thrives. We won’t sell out and move to corporate friendly locations, even if its 50 miles down the road. Our roots stay grounded.
Much like stakeholders in cannabis legalization, we know what it takes to work with diverse and oft-eccentric personality types. We will not turn on our own. We will not part ways with quality individuals over personality differences.
Unlike Mr. York, the game wasn’t handed to us. We fought tooth and nail. Now the whole world wants be on our team, we know what it takes to win (and win with class, whatever that means)! We do our job. Handle adversity. Stay humble. And, as can be expected of CA cannabis legalization in 2016: we will win!
We are raising $4.20 billion. That is two billion more than the team’s worth, and therefore makes the deal irrefutable to the York’s. After all, they inherited the team and making money seems to be their goal, not creating a quality product.
If the York’s refuse our deal, we have a Plan B. We will donate the money to charity. The money will be donated to a combination of environmental, social, and legalization causes. Email the firstname.lastname@example.org with suggestions.
It’s been reported that some 60% of NFL players use cannabis, so lets finally bridge the gap… Even if we fail, at least the money will go to a good cause…
Anything can be done if we organize!
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